Plus, I need to pay a little Joesky tax. OK, a LOT of Joesky tax. Call this a down-payment on my tax payment plan.
Your characters come up against an NPC. He's a bumpkin and a character. You need a little bit more color...flavor...to his description. You're wracked with indecision. I have you covered.
NPC Nose Picking Table 1: Nostril
NPC Nose Picking Table 2: Hand
NPC Nose Picking Table 3: Finger